🔥 FIRE WISDOM

“If rock not break on first bonk, bonk harder. If still no break... find softer rock.”

— Grug the Philosopher

“Man who throw rock at glass cave should not live in glass cave. Also, how you make glass cave? Asking for friend.”

— Confucius Caveman

“Fire hot. This wisdom cost me eyebrow.”

— Prometheus Jr.

“Why invent wheel when perfectly good rock exist? Wheel just fancy round rock with ego.”

— Anti-Progress Pete

“Two caveman look at same mammoth. One see danger. Other see lunch. Perspective important. Also hunger level.”

— Dr. Cave Psychology

“Early bird get worm. But early caveman get eaten by early dinosaur. Sleep in.”

— Lazy Grug

“Give caveman fish, he eat for day. Teach caveman fish, he fall in river. Give him rock instead.”

— Fishing Instructor (retired)

“In tribe meeting, caveman who talk most know least. Caveman who bonk table know even less but get more respect.”

— Corporate Caveman

“Love is like fire. Warm and beautiful. But also burn cave down if not careful.”

— Romance Rock Monthly

“Me fail? No. Me find 10,000 way that not work. Still no find way that work. But optimistic.”

— Thomas Edi-Grug

“Only two thing certain in life: rock hard, and saber-tooth tiger fast. Plan accordingly.”

— Financial Advisor Bonk

“Before speak, ask self: Is it true? Is it kind? Is it necessary? Or just bonk and save time.”

— Meditation Caveman

“Me think, therefore me am. Me bonk, therefore me sure.”

— Descartes-Grug

“When life give you lemon... what lemon? We only have rock and berry. Life give rock. Throw rock back.”

— Motivational Bonker

“The cave you fear to enter hold the treasure you seek. Also possibly bear. Bring big stick.”

— Joseph Caveball

“Dance like nobody watching. Because in prehistoric time, if somebody watching, might be predator.”

— Dance Instructor Ogg

“Know thyself. Me know me. Me hungry. Wisdom complete.”

— Socra-Grug

“Meeting could have been cave painting.”

— Every Caveman Ever

“Algorithm: Step 1, find rock. Step 2, bonk thing with rock. Step 3, if thing not bonked, GOTO Step 2.”

— First Programmer

“Mammoth in room that nobody talk about still mammoth in room. And it angry now.”

— Dr. Elephant Caveman